The NFL full schedules are lastly out, and a part of the anticipation was seeing how every workforce’s advertising and marketing division raised the bar with their reveal video.
The Eagles didn’t actually blow anybody away with their try. The “Dawn” fanfare, from German composer Richard Strauss’ “Additionally sprach Zarathustra,” is performed by the Philadelphia Orchestra as photographs of the workforce’s most up-to-date Lombardi Trophy are proven, in an homage to Stanley Kubrick’s “2001: A Area Odyssey.”
Cool. Does what it says on the tin. Majestic, if maybe a bit hackneyed.
It’s simple to chalk this off because the Birds reaching the summit of the game and going easy and easy. What extra is there to say if you’re the champs?
As an alternative, let’s flip our consideration to how the workforce’s opponents this season have portrayed Philly in their schedule reveals, and whether or not they can be utilized as further gasoline for the rivalries (or not, in the most effective “Everyone hates us, we don’t care” custom).
Week 1 versus the Dallas Cowboys (Thursday, Sept. 4, at 8:20 p.m.)
Earlier than formally revealing the schedule, the Cowboys dropped Easter eggs into the livestream they had been operating all through the day main as much as the announcement.
There was a stuffed Eagle, probably a tee cowl, throughout the Dallas gamers’ golf outing. Actually blink and also you’ll have missed it.
Takin’ a better have a look at America’s Stream 🔍
We dropped clues in at present’s livestream to disclose our 2025 schedule!
🎟️ Get @SeatGeek tickets now ➡️ https://t.co/FCzHg3KRmU pic.twitter.com/Ez83OcHnLx
— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) Might 15, 2025
Week 2 at Kansas Metropolis Chiefs (Sunday, Sept. 14, at 4:25 p.m.)
Kansas Metropolis re-created “Money Cab,” full with the present’s host, Ben Bailey, asking trivia questions concerning the opponents within the Chiefs’ schedule for the possibility to win recreation tickets.
“This workforce’s quarterback as soon as made a cameo on the present ‘Abbott Elementary,’ ” Bailey requested his passengers.
One group guessed “Miami,” and in some way obtained sufficient of the following solutions proper to stay within the cab and win the tickets.
Buckle up.
The Chiefs Cab has arrived with our 2025 schedule 🚕 pic.twitter.com/gkHxczPmoa
— Kansas Metropolis Chiefs (@Chiefs) Might 15, 2025
Week 3 versus the Los Angeles Rams (Sunday, Sept. 21, at 1 p.m.)
Brenda Music performed a information anchor and kicked to Rams linebacker Jared Verse, stepping in as a subject reporter, for his emotions on Philly.
Unsurprisingly, he gave two thumbs down.
BRENDA. KNOWS. BALL.
🚨 Schedule Replace ’25 with Brenda Music pic.twitter.com/1M4uUDf0dp
— Los Angeles Rams (@RamsNFL) Might 15, 2025
Week 4 on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Sunday, Sept. 28, at 1 p.m.)
Jon Gruden unboxed the brand new schedule for Tampa Bay’s fiftieth season, harping on the Bucs’ largest moments towards every opponent.
When it obtained to the Eagles, he pulled out the soccer Ronde Barber intercepted from Donovan McNabb for the pivotal pick-six within the 2002 NFC Championship Recreation, with a bit of Veterans Stadium turf. Ouch!
The 2025 schedule’s obtained @BarstoolGruden feelin’ nicey 😎 pic.twitter.com/khoxdFwbwM
— Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) Might 15, 2025
Week 5 versus the Denver Broncos (Sunday, Oct. 5, at 1 p.m.)
Cowkids with logos of the opposing groups on their helmets took turns “Mutton busting,” ie, driving a sheep in a rodeo ring.
“Fly, mutton, fly,” the announcer quipped because the youngster representing the Eagles tossed a clump of grime in frustration after selecting himself up off the bottom.
Simply rub some grime in it 🐑
A #UniquelyBroncos Schedule Launch pic.twitter.com/i6qSdtQPXB
— Denver Broncos (@Broncos) Might 15, 2025
Week 6 on the New York Giants (Thursday, Oct. 9, at 8:15 p.m.)
There’s clearly nonetheless some sore emotions concerning the Saquon Barkley commerce on this one.
Portraying New York’s opponents as relationship contestants, Philly is represented by Joey, spelt out “J-E-O-Y” by him. He’s a set of each damaging stereotype you possibly can throw out about Birds followers: Delco accent, studying “Inside Excellence” the other way up, and a “fairly intense man.”
Week 7 on the Minnesota Vikings (Sunday, Oct. 19, at 1 p.m.)
Followers put their our bodies on the road for, we now have to be trustworthy, nice traditional-style tattoos of the opponents, every with slightly Vikings spin.
The Eagles’ tat truthfully wouldn’t really feel misplaced at a Linc tailgate.
Scars fade.
Our 2025 schedule is everlasting.#Skol pic.twitter.com/JebmBYp7mq
— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) Might 15, 2025
Week 8 versus the Giants (Sunday, Oct. 26, at 1 p.m.)
Achieved already, however nonetheless fairly peeved about it.
Week 9 Bye
Week 10 on the Inexperienced Bay Packers (Monday, Nov. 10, 8:15 p.m.)
Josh Jacobs has that nightmare we’ve all had, the place you have got that project due imminently and also you’ve carried out not one of the prep.
It performs out like a fever dream, with mediocre inexperienced display comping and After Results filters. There’s no express reference to any workforce — so far as we will inform, we’re not massive surrealist cinema watchers — and the schedule finally performs out over colour bars and an obnoxiously loud beeping.
Someplace between between goals and actuality….@ticketmaster pic.twitter.com/mZvOv1sea4
— Inexperienced Bay Packers (@packers) Might 14, 2025
Week 11 versus the Detroit Lions (Sunday, Nov. 16, at 8:20 p.m.)
Drone footage round Ford Subject and downtown Detroit stops at pairs of helmets of the Lions and the opponent they’ll be dealing with off with.
The Eagles matchup reveal happens in entrance of Michigan Central Station, a historic former rail hub that has been revitalized into expertise and cultural area by the Ford Motor Firm.
Detroit, we love you@Ticketmaster pic.twitter.com/PWAZHxMTCS
— Detroit Lions (@Lions) Might 15, 2025
Week 12 on the Cowboys (Sunday, Nov. 23, at 4:25 p.m.)
Week 13 vs. Bears (Friday, Nov. 28, 3 p.m.)
Lamorne Morris by chance sends out the confidential schedule to each Ben Johnson on the Bears’ e-mail checklist and has to intercept their units earlier than the e-mail is opened, with the assistance of some gamers and “New Woman” castmate Jake Johnson.
Couldn’t catch an express Eagles reference on this one.
Week 14 on the Los Angeles Chargers (Monday, Dec. 8, 8:15 p.m.)
Hopping on the Minecraft bandwagon, this in-game footage had a re-creation of Broad Road and Metropolis Corridor, with a procession of zombies, Jalen Hurts, Philly Elmo, “Thrilling Whites” Cooper DeJean and Reed Blankenship, and what seems to be Large Dom protesting to save lots of “the Tush Push.”
Barkley additionally made an look as a ghost haunting Giants followers.
ought to we REALLY make our schedule launch video in minecraft?
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sure sure yesyes pic.twitter.com/gxk31Dql5L— Los Angeles Chargers (@chargers) Might 15, 2025
Week 15 versus the Las Vegas Raiders (Sunday, Dec. 14, at 1 p.m.)
This one was a collection of “That is SportsCenter” fashion mockumentaries that play on a bunch of references and appearances, however doesn’t fairly land any of them.
The Eagles’ “Brotherly Shove” continues to stay rent-free within the NFL’s collective heads. Right here it’s used to assist push a cart stuffed with workplace provides over a raised strip in the course of a corridor, for some odd cause.
That is Schedule Launch.
📺 Tune in to NFL Schedule Launch 2025 on NFL+
— Las Vegas Raiders (@Raiders) Might 15, 2025
Week 16 on the Washington Commanders (Saturday, Dec. 20, 4:30 p.m. or 8 p.m.)
Bear in mind “Rollercoaster Tycoon?” Effectively, Washington used in-game footage of the 1999 administration sim basic to construct out rides re-creating memorable moments from previous matchups towards upcoming opponents.
For Philly, they constructed a “Luvu Leap” rollercoaster, the place the vehicles hop a niche like Frankie Luvu did repeatedly to attempt to halt — you guessed it! — “the Tush Push” final season.
The gates are open…time to experience 🎢@Seatgeek | 🎟️ https://t.co/aSQQqWGJdw pic.twitter.com/WH3tPZYwbn
— Washington Commanders (@Commanders) Might 15, 2025
Week 17 on the Buffalo Payments (Sunday, Dec. 28, 4:25 p.m.)
Payments GM Brandon Beane misinterprets quarterback Josh Allen’s recommendation to make use of synthetic intelligence for the schedule reveal and as a substitute invitations Sixers legend Allen Iverson (AI, get it?) to carry up the hardly legible schedule on a sheet of paper for a pair seconds.
Philly sports activities followers might need been upset by this simple paycheck seize by “The Reply,” till he politely declines to provide a “Go Payments” on the finish.
Our 2025 schedule powered by AI.@AllenIverson | @Ticketmaster pic.twitter.com/ohmuEVsJWm
— Buffalo Payments (@BuffaloBills) Might 15, 2025
Week 18 versus the Commanders (Saturday, Jan. 3, or Sunday, Jan. 4, TBD)
Achieved, however bravo once more for seeing the humorous facet of it.